it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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