I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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