After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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