My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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