i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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