She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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