before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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