she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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