i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
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