I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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