What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
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