Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize