All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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