i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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