when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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