physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
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Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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