He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
