just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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