Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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