You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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