So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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