whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My Sexting was not on an AP level
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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