He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
My ATM looks so different sober.
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Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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