Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
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