I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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