Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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