I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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