Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
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