Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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