I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting married
To pizza
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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