I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
