I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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