yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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