i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
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If its not for food we ain't going out.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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