this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
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I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
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my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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