drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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