it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I made him laugh his dick is mine
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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