Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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