Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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