U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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