Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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