do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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