I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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