Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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