**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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