official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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