I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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