i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
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My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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