Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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