Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
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Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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