everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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