You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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