Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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