my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't deserve a penis
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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