problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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