it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Randomize
